Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Aries

"It’s on netflix"

A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

spacedbitch:

rameysaurus:

nevver:

Do it yourself doodler

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

I love these. And I love how she’s in a really blatant sex position but artists are like look at this art genre I can do and be super creative. It’s so cool. I wish I could draw.

agrabahprincess:

"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

RIP Robin Williams, thanks for the laughs and comfort when I really needed it. Your amazing legacy in film and comedy will live on forever as long as people can laugh. My heart, thoughts and prayers go out to the Williams family and anyone else who needs a little support.

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck