homo-alert:

I need booze, rough sex, and taco bell.

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

Sleep is the answer to everything

"BUT I DIDN’T FUCKING TOUCH IT"

anyone playing flappy bird  (via godspeedtoyou)
upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet

upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet